that’s right, at this very moment i am reading my comments section while in my luxurious armchair and stroking my cat
And so it is, we have proof that David Willis is well on his way to becoming a supervillain. Now we just need to stop him before he completes world domination.
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … *love
Omfg America what is this
Satire. The Colbert Report if I remember properly, but it might have been the Daily Show. Some state(s?) were trying to pass legislation that would make it harder to vote. After talking about it some, the “report” then decided to try and discourage conservative voting.
Wanna freak strangers out? Well…
1. Find a public toilet.
2. Make yourself comfortable on the toilet and don’t lock the door.
3. Wait for random stranger to open the door.
4. Stare the stranger in the eyes and say “I’ve been expecting you…”
a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all
It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board.
Justice of the Peace: “You may now kiss the bride.”
Main Character 1: “…But I don’t have to, right?”
can someone please explain slayer to me? i missed the founding of that meme and im not sure what it is
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.”