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Mary Sue Problem #1247
What sticks out about this to me the most is the word again.  ”I fell into my favourite TV-series again.”  That means, at the very least, they have fallen into a tv show before.

Mary Sue Problem #1247

What sticks out about this to me the most is the word again.  ”I fell into my favourite TV-series again.”  That means, at the very least, they have fallen into a tv show before.

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

My former creative writing professor (who @blankmuse is familiar with) is also a poet.  According to him, the purpose of a poem is to express emotion, such as — in this case — anger and annoyance.  So, by that thinking, your acceptance makes sense.  The judges accepted it because it expressed real and sincere emotion.  Plus, it probably did meet all of their poetic requirements.

Eternal Power

Story idea: (under a read more because of how long it is)

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itscarororo:

itscarororo:

"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."

-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins

stop reblogging this IT’S NOT WINTER YET AND YOU’RE GOING TO JINX IT

Could someone explain this comic to me?  What is this “winter” it speaks of?  Why is this person wearing so much clothing?  What is that stuff supposed to be in the sky?  I don’t understand.

sirartwork:

Because I could.

sirartwork:

Because I could.

Panic! At The Disco: Bohemian Rhapsody (live)

mountaindewftw:

ishouldbeallowedtothink:

cannibalcoalition:

 
DO. NOT. DO. THIS. 
Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this. 
That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle. 
Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete. 
DO NOT DO THIS.

left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA

I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.

No, it’s not!
I have said this before, and I will say this again: combining baking soda with hydrogen peroxide will have NO effect whatsoever.  I know.  I tried. Furthermore, baking soda is a base.  It creates a reaction to release gas when combined with an acid.  So it might react when combined with Mountain Dew since most beverages have citric acid in them.  So, yes, there is a chance that the bottle would explode due to a build up of pressure from gas, but nothing dangerous — and definitely not fatal.
So neither of these claims is true.  You will not create a glowstick, but you will not create a corrosive bomb either.

mountaindewftw:

ishouldbeallowedtothink:

cannibalcoalition:

 

DO. NOT. DO. THIS.

Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.

That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.

Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.

DO NOT DO THIS.

left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA

I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.

No, it’s not!

I have said this before, and I will say this again: combining baking soda with hydrogen peroxide will have NO effect whatsoever.  I know.  I tried. Furthermore, baking soda is a base.  It creates a reaction to release gas when combined with an acid.  So it might react when combined with Mountain Dew since most beverages have citric acid in them.  So, yes, there is a chance that the bottle would explode due to a build up of pressure from gas, but nothing dangerous — and definitely not fatal.

So neither of these claims is true.  You will not create a glowstick, but you will not create a corrosive bomb either.

why do girls go to the bathroom together
Anonymous

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

Idea for a video that somebody should make:

Two girls are kind of hanging out together with others, but they don’t exactly get along.  After a while the two of them go to the bathroom together, where they have a rap battle.  It goes full-out: stage, lights, DJ/MC, even a full audience somehow.  When it’s over, they come back, and everything is normal except they seem to be best friends.

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/04-lucie-decline/

I like to think she wears a jumper because a bakery is the only place warm enough for her demonic skin.

Vote for the next one!

http://vote.pollcode.com/45182596#sthash.01d5wqrc.dpuf

I know that a character being able to do such and such thing "since birth" is pretty common (to the point of probably being a cliche?), but how would someone be able to tell their baby had an affinity for the dead? Considering it was from talking to them, the parents would have to wait until the child could talk. That's assuming they don't chalk it up to the kid having an imagination or just amusing themselves, which I don't know if parents did historically or not.

marysueproblems:

Shakey has just had a super good memory since birth, apparently.

Bit of a rant.  Probably would have been longer if not for the word limit on asks.