Warning: adult oriented and disturbing. This is a video that you should not watch or re-blog. At the same time, it’s so weird that if you watch it, you may feel the need to re-blog it. It’s too late for me! Save yourselves!
It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
Watched this, discussed this, now sharing this. Considering what I’ve seen in True Blood, and what I’ve heard about with Game of Thrones, this seems pretty accurate.
Who keeps giving porn stars jobs as doctors and nurses because judging from the convincing footage I’ve seen it doesn’t seem to be the most professional idea.
They probably slept their way into the position… Well… positions.
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
I’m not even in the fandom but this is beautiful
I’ve seen Thorgi before, but Lokitty is new to me.
Hahahaha. That’s perfect.
What’s a sub’s favorite restauraunt?
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. Wait, wait, I got another one. What does a Dom/me look for in their pet? substance.
Shit, I’m desperately trying to think of another one.
Why do subs like British guys?
Because they’re from the United KingDom.
Heh. Okay, this one is good. What does a Dom/me play when practicing bondage?
Alice in Chains.
Why was everyone horny when the bondage club was robbed last night?
They were all left bound and gagged.
In other news, SubmissiveDreamer has no future as a comedian…
LMAO No, I love your sense of humor. It’s hilarious.
Why thank you! Yours isn’t so bad, either. :P
Oh, oh, here’s one. Who does a sub turn to when they want to know the future?
Let’s just name alllll the words we know with the words Dom or sub in them.
Where do Doms live?
In the suburbs.
Word game huh? I’m up for that. What does a hot sub need?
That is beautiful.
Umm… How many Dominants does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that’s what subs are for.
Hmm. What’s a pain slut’s favorite Michael Jackson song?
*hangs head in shame*
I am so fucking done. *bursts into laughter*
2 women are sitting and talking.
woman one says “how many calories are in cum?”
woman two sits and thanks for a minute and says “if you’re sucking that much dick you have to worry about calories… nobody’s going to care of your little chubby”
If you are afraid of clowns, do not click the read more line.
So I was on Facebook, and someone shared this: