I know I’m showing a little bit of weirdness here, but is there any girl out there who would be willing to do that? Or maybe do it themselves? Sexiness of it aside, I would actually find this entertaining. We could even make an actual game out of it.
Super Smash Boobies.
Image is from Ctrl+Alt+Del by Tim Buckley. Full comic can be found here: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20120530
The Great Dictator by *BrainDps
Shared because of Calvin and Hobbes reference. I never did this as far as I remember, but I still find it funny
NO! Aquaman CANNOT control Cthulhu!
*Takes a deep breath* I’ve been trying to hold my tongue on this, but I can’t anymore. Yes it would be funny if Aquaman, considered one of the weakest superheroes created could control something as powerful as Cthulhu. However, he could not.
Cthulhu is NOT a sea creature. He is NOT even a creature from EARTH. It has been a while since I have read “Call of Cthulhu” but I have read it. The idea is he is supposed to be from a great distance in space where what we consider the very laws of physic are different. The appearance is as close as we can comprehend, and the very sight of him is supposed to drive humans insane. Let me break this into two simple points
So no, Aquaman could not command Cthulhu to do his bidding. Now that’s not to say that there aren’t any Lovecraftian creatures Aquaman could command. The deep ones from “Shadow Over Innsmouth” are humans who turn into fish men. From that, they would be enough like earth fish to fall under his command.
Cthulhu however is not a sea creature nor is he from earth so he would not be controllable.
well thats the freakiest goddamn candle i’ve ever seen.
Okay, quick lesson on magic and folklore. The image above (from the 1973 version of The Wicker Man) is of a Dead Man’s Hand. It is the left hand of a thief that has been turned into a candle. The idea is that when brought into a house and lit, the magic causes the people in the house who are asleep to stay asleep. This way the user has time to do what they intend without worry of anyone waking to catch them. HOWEVER, the person has to be asleep when the spell is activated. If the person is awake (such as Sergeant Howie was), it will have no effect.
Some things never change
I have experience with all five of these. The fifth one was the most interesting oe me in a way.
[Image of a kitten with a slightly tilted head and alternating light blue and purple stripes in the background. Text reads: “Walks Past Nail Salon in Mall. Almost Dies”]
Submitted by: flemishdog
I swear to god they built nail salons to kill autistics. No one else seems bothered by them.
I’m not autistic, although a few people believe I have aspergers (not officially diagnosed or anything). I do have an allergy to some sort of chemical and this is something I can relate to. The places are tend to be acrid and potent. It feels like it burns my nostril and I just want to get away from it. Unfortunately it’s not just the salons. I have similar issues with perfume shops and places with a lot of scented materials such as bath and body works.
Well the last video game character I played was a red-headed rogue version of Lady Cousland in Dragon Age: Origins, so that sounds pretty good to me.
